Turbo Dork - TUD

4D Glasses - 20ml

4D Glasses was originally a limited edition color for LVO but it was so popular we had to bring it back on permanently. The name is play on 4D Glasses being similar in color to 3D Glasses, but even...

Absinthe - 20ml

You aren't hallucinating, nor have you succeeded in your quest to find the green fairy. But this is our take on that wormwood flavored drink - Absinthe, our coolest green metallic.  Absinthe can be...

All That Glitters - 20ml

"All that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mooooooooold." All That Glitters is a pure yellow gold with high pigmentation. It is extremely bright and perfect for eye catching details...

Bees Knees - 20ml

The first in our line of 70’s inspired colors! A new warm metallic Yellow that combines lovely smoky gold tones over a black base primer, with a deep warm yellow over white primer that is truly…...

Blue Steel - 20ml

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." Blue Steel is a beautifully bright metallic gray...

Bullion - 20ml

We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive looking mid-range true metallic gold, intended to be used over a black primer. Turbo Dork...

Cartridge Family - 20ml

Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge... The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might even say it's a bronze. Please use over a black...

Cool Ranch - 20ml

"Shiny blue is more noticeable, more unique, and more full of the chill promise." A super saturated blue metallic when used over a black undercoat. No mistaking this color for anything else, but at...

Crystal Cavern - 20ml

Like breaking open a geode and discovering what it holds inside in the form of pale blue and purple crystals. This debuted as the lightest paint in the Chill Out set with a shift from blue to violet...

Curacao - 20ml

Like a relaxing dip in the ocean. Well, I mean the blue of the ocean in Curacao, not here off the shores of Texas. That would be a terrible idea.  Curacao can be used over any undercoat color but...

Da Ba Dee - 20ml

"All day and all night and everything he sees is just blue." Da Ba Dee is blue. Like, REALLY blue. Like, can it be more Blue? I don't think so.  It is recommended that this paint be used over a black...

Gold Rush - 20ml

There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget when used over a black primer.  Turbo Dork paints are made of a...

Gordian Knot - 20ml

Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of 70's British Racing Green, but also acts as our...

Grave Robber - 20ml

It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. Is it a coffin? No, it's a bottle of Grave Robber!...

Ice to Never - 20ml

I slept in a flame because it made me feel strong, building up my ice to never thaw. Ice to neverrrrr. Ice to neverrrrrr. Originally debuted as the mid-range paint of the Chill Out set. Ice to Never...

Laserface - 20ml

"My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my Laser...!" Laserface has a breathtaking holographic/laser light show of purple, magenta and green with a yellow edge shift despite looking like a...

Let Them Eat Cake - 20ml

Shouldn't this be, "Let them eat brioche."? Debuted as the darkest paint of the Cheat Day matched set and appears deep purple in the bottle. Let Them Eat Cake can layered under one of the others...

Lunar Eclipse - 20ml

Sun, earth, moon all aligned perfectly to give this paint its purple/red/orange color. Debuted as the darkest paint of the Sky Above matched set and appears dark purple in the bottle and should be...

Maguro - 20ml

Have you ever seen a blue fin tuna? If not, experience the blue of Maguro without going to Tsukiji Market. Maguro (sans sushi roll fixings) is a pastel that can be used either on its own over a...

Miami Sunset - 20ml

 Sundown over super cars and super stars. Pink and purple and chaotic hedonism. Debuted as the mid-range paint of the Sky Above matched set which can be used layered over one of the others Cloud Nine...

Molten Mantle - 20ml

Deep below the earth when the rock phase shifts from solid to liquid. Molten Mantle starts off looking deep purple in the bottle but shows off a slow shift from deep purple through red and orange to...

Momo - 20ml

Just peach of a color — warm pinkish-orange but without the fuzz. It works well either layered over another paint or on its own over a white primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of...

Mother Lode - 20ml

Think mother of pearl or an abalone shell, this is truly the mother lode of all colors. Think of an iridescent surface with a soft glow of yellow, pink, blue, and green. For best effect, Mother Lode...

Peachy Keen - 20ml

Awesome, out-of-sight, spiffy, cool, swell, and peachy keen are all ways to say something is mighty fine. Inspired by the hot pinks and peachy tones of 70’s coastal architecture, this...

People Eater - 20ml

Coming out of the sky with one long horn and one big eye. A fully saturated royal purple metallic that looks best over a black primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in...

Prism Power - 20ml

With the rise of her hand, Usage Tsukino evoked the Moon Prism Power Makeup command, wrapping herself in ribbons of glowing colors. Prism Power is a type of turboshift that we are calling zenishift...

Purl Grey - 20ml

Tea, Purl Grey, Hot. More of a periwinkle than a tea color, but you get where I'm going here. Purl Grey is a mid-range purple with tinges of silver when used over a black primer. Turbo Dork paints...

Rainbow Roll - 20ml

Sakura - 20ml

cherry blossoms in bloomtwisting, turning as they fallcovering the ground   Luckily, the paint called Sakura is not as ephemeral as its namesake. It is one of the newest pastels and will be around...

Shifting Sands - 20ml

Like standing in the desert and watching the sands shift around you. No way out but forward. Although Shifting Sands appears greenish gold in the bottle, it displays shades of yellow-gold with hints...

Silver Fox - 20ml

If a gentleman with good looks and grey hair is known as a silver fox, then is such a man without hair known as a bald eagle? A mid-range true metallic silver, guaranteed not to tarnish your good...

Skyrat - 20ml

There once was a proposed TV show called “Sky Rat” about a rat with amnesia that learns to fly from a group of pigeons.   The show never saw the light of day but Skyrat, the paint, did. Its dark...

Sparkle Motion - 20ml

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." Made with actual silver, Sparkle Motion will blind you with its brilliance. Give it your full commitment. This paint is intended to be used with...

Sugar Rush - 20ml

As sweet as lilac-iced petit fours with silver nonpareils. Debuted as the lightest shift of the Cheat Day matched set which can be used layered over one of the others Sweet Dreams or Let Them Eat...

TD010 - Pearly Gates - Zenishift 20ml

A full white metallic, pretty as a pearl. This paint can be used on any undercoat color, but for best effect, Pearly Gates needs to be used over a white base. Our example paint images have been...

TD011 - Spicy Meatball - Metallic 20ml

It'll make your knees weak and your arm's heavy. A meaty, warm red metallic. Reminiscent of the marinara sauce on your mom's spaghetti. Use Spicy Meatball with a black base coat. Turbo Dork paints...

TD013 - Life on Mars - Metallic 20ml

Will he ever know if there is life on Mars? This paint is a rusty, red-orange color, perfect for all of your Martians. Life on Mars is intended for use over a black undercoat as shown in the photos...

TD015 - Pucker - Metallic 20ml

When life hands you lemons, use them to paint your miniatures. Pucker can be used on any undercoat color but works best over white as shown in the example photos. Turbo Dork paints are made of a...

TD016 - Malum Malus - Metallic 20ml

Green, delicious, and hiding a secret.  This bright paint is not a true turboshift but nonetheless has a hint of a yellow-green shift when used over a black primer.   Turbo Dork paints are made of...

TD018 - Black Ice - Metallic 20ml

Black ICE can be deadly to an intruder net running in cyberspace. So be careful as you may not see it coming. This all black metallic paint with just a hint of silver is, as expected, best over black...

TD020 - Death By - Metallic 20ml

Dark, rich chocolate. Simply delicious.  Death By is intended to be used with a black primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus additives that...

Tin Star - 20ml

I doubt that Robin Hood’s nemesis ever wore a tin badge; but Bullock, Longmire, and Woody sure did. A pale, silvery true metallic that is almost chrome on large black surfaces. Turbo Dork paints...

TUD001 - Ground is Lava - Turboshift 20ml

Don't touch the ground or you might get burned. Ground is Lava looks red in the bottle but changes from a vibrant red to a yellow gold to orange with use. Like a volcano, it is very "active" and...

TUD002 - Afterburner - Turboshift 20ml

Scorched earth and cool skies. Afterburner which appears red in the bottle has a wide range of colors. Moving from a warm copper through a yellow gold front facing color to a light green rim...

TUD003 - Radium - Turboshift 20ml

So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium pigments when we made our first batches. Consequently writing descriptions for these colors has been hard because the name...

TUD004 - Electrum - Turboshift 20ml

So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium pigments when we made our first batches. Consequently writing descriptions for these colors has been hard because the name...

TUD005 - Dark Net - Turboshift 20ml

Not easy to find, and hiding some deep dark secrets. Dark Net, appearing red in the bottle, is our darkest shift paint, but one of the coolest. It is almost black with a deep cyan front facing color...

TUD006 - 3D Glasses - Turboshift 20ml

Don't worry, you aren't seeing double! 3D Glasses which appears red in the bottle but develops a beautiful blue/cyan front facing color that transitions to a magenta. This paint debuted on it's own,...

TUD007 - Blue Raspberry - Turboshift 20ml

I mean really, who came up with this as a flavor when we were kids? They should get a medal. Blue Raspberry appears white in the bottle but develops into a blue front facing color that quickly...

TUD008 - Shell Shocked - Turboshift 20ml

Awesome!!! Shell Shocked starts out as white in the bottle but morphs when applied over black to a powered up green to light gray to purple shift paint. Reminds me of a family pet I lost one day in...

TUD009 - Bubblegum Crisis - Zenishift 20ml

A golden, pink bubblegum color. Bubblegum Crisis is a special type of turboshift that we are calling a zenishift. When used over white it is a super vibrant pink with some golden highlights, used...

Twin Sons - 20ml

Twin Sons is a Turboshift with a different look on different base coats, what we are calling a zenishift.  Twin Suns is a rock/jazz/blue-green fusion — when used over white it is light blue with...