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  • 3D Glasses - 20ml 3D Glasses - 20ml

    3D Glasses - 20ml

    Don't worry, you aren't seeing double! 3D Glasses which appears red in the bottle but develops a beautiful blue/cyan front facing color that transitions to a magenta. This paint debuted on it's own, however it pairs well with 4D Glasses as a highlight...

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  • 4D Glasses - 20ml 4D Glasses - 20ml

    4D Glasses - 20ml

    4D Glasses was originally a limited edition color for LVO but it was so popular we had to bring it back on permanently. The name is play on 4D Glasses being similar in color to 3D Glasses, but even brighter and more saturated! This pigment will appear...

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  • Absinthe - 20ml Absinthe - 20ml

    Absinthe - 20ml

    You aren't hallucinating, nor have you succeeded in your quest to find the green fairy. But this is our take on that wormwood flavored drink - Absinthe, our coolest green metallic.  Absinthe can be used over any undercoat color but works best over white...

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  • Afterburner - 20ml Afterburner - 20ml

    Afterburner - 20ml

    Scorched earth and cool skies. Afterburner which appears red in the bottle has a wide range of colors. Moving from a warm copper through a yellow gold front facing color to a light green rim. Afterburner works well as an effect paint for gun barrels and...

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  • All That Glitters - 20ml All That Glitters - 20ml

    All That Glitters - 20ml

    "All that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mooooooooold." All That Glitters is a pure yellow gold with high pigmentation. It is extremely bright and perfect for eye catching details.  Intended for use over a black undercoat. Turbo Dork...

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  • Bees Knees - 20ml Bees Knees - 20ml

    Bees Knees - 20ml

    The first in our line of 70’s inspired colors! A new warm metallic Yellow that combines lovely smoky gold tones over a black base primer, with a deep warm yellow over white primer that is truly… the Bee’s Knees (If we do say so ourselves.) Example...

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  • Blue Raspberry - 20ml Blue Raspberry - 20ml

    Blue Raspberry - 20ml

    I mean really, who came up with this as a flavor when we were kids? They should get a medal. Blue Raspberry appears white in the bottle but develops into a blue front facing color that quickly transitions to a raspberry/magenta when used over a black...

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  • Box Wine - 20ml Box Wine - 20ml

    Box Wine - 20ml

    Named after that rich dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide, this deep red, burgundy metallic has a mellow flavor, with notes of flake, and a finish between purple and red. Box Wine is our second 70's inspired tone, and is best used over a...

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  • Bubblegum Crisis - 20ml Bubblegum Crisis - 20ml

    Bubblegum Crisis - 20ml

    A golden, pink bubblegum color. Bubblegum Crisis is a special type of turboshift that we are calling a zenishift. When used over white it is a super vibrant pink with some golden highlights, used over black it is a golden shade with pink highlights...

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  • Bullion - 20ml Bullion - 20ml

    Bullion - 20ml

    We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive looking mid-range true metallic gold, intended to be used over a black primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an...

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  • Cartridge Family - 20ml Cartridge Family - 20ml

    Cartridge Family - 20ml

    Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge... The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might even say it's a bronze. Please use over a black primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments...

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  • Cloud Nine - 20ml Cloud Nine - 20ml

    Cloud Nine - 20ml

    I'm doin' fine, up here on cloud nine. Like the tips of a sunset, Cloud Nine combines cotton candy pinks, yellows, and a hint of orange. Originally included as the lightest paint of the Sky Above matched set which also included Miami Sunset and Lunar...

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  • Cool Ranch - 20ml Cool Ranch - 20ml

    Cool Ranch - 20ml

    "Shiny blue is more noticeable, more unique, and more full of the chill promise." A super saturated blue metallic when used over a black undercoat. No mistaking this color for anything else, but at least your fingers won't get dirty. Turbo Dork paints...

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  • Crystal Cavern - 20ml Crystal Cavern - 20ml

    Crystal Cavern - 20ml

    Like breaking open a geode and discovering what it holds inside in the form of pale blue and purple crystals. This debuted as the lightest paint in the Chill Out set with a shift from blue to violet. It can be used on its own, or in concert with Ice To...

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  • Curacao - 20ml Curacao - 20ml

    Curacao - 20ml

    Like a relaxing dip in the ocean. Well, I mean the blue of the ocean in Curacao, not here off the shores of Texas. That would be a terrible idea.  Curacao can be used over any undercoat color but works best over white as shown in the example photos...

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  • Da Ba Dee - 20ml Da Ba Dee - 20ml

    Da Ba Dee - 20ml

    "All day and all night and everything he sees is just blue." Da Ba Dee is blue. Like, REALLY blue. Like, can it be more Blue? I don't think so.  It is recommended that this paint be used over a black undercoat. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of...

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  • Dark Net - 20ml Dark Net - 20ml

    Dark Net - 20ml

    Not easy to find, and hiding some deep dark secrets. Dark Net, appearing red in the bottle, is our darkest shift paint, but one of the coolest. It is almost black with a deep cyan front facing color and brown shadows. In person you can't take your eyes...

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  • Death By - 20ml Death By - 20ml

    Death By - 20ml

      Dark, rich chocolate. Simply delicious.  Death By is intended to be used with a black primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus additives that make them fast-drying, water-soluble when wet, and...

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  • Electrum - 20ml Electrum - 20ml

    Electrum - 20ml

    So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium pigments when we made our first batches. Consequently writing descriptions for these colors has been hard because the name doesn't match the color anymore, but it's been far too long...

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  • Forrest Flux - 20ml Forrest Flux - 20ml

    Forrest Flux - 20ml

    "My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get." Even though Forrest Flux is slightly reddish in the bottle, this box of chocolates lets you look up into the leafy canopy with just a hint of the sky peaking...

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  • Gold Rush - 20ml Gold Rush - 20ml

    Gold Rush - 20ml

    There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget when used over a black primer.  Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium...

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  • Gordian Knot - 20ml Gordian Knot - 20ml

    Gordian Knot - 20ml

    Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of 70's British Racing Green, but also acts as our spiritual successor to the late great Emerald Nightmare. Best...

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  • Grave Robber - 20ml Grave Robber - 20ml

    Grave Robber - 20ml

    It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. Is it a coffin? No, it's a bottle of Grave Robber! A grassy green and a handful of muted brown on top,...

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  • Ground is Lava - 20ml Ground is Lava - 20ml

    Ground is Lava - 20ml

    Don't touch the ground or you might get burned. Ground is Lava looks red in the bottle but changes from a vibrant red to a yellow gold to orange with use. Like a volcano, it is very "active" and shows its true colors under many lighting situations...

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  • Hot Commodity - 20ml Hot Commodity - 20ml

    Hot Commodity - 20ml

    Is there anything more 70’s than glam and camp? Hot Commodity is a deep, burnt orange with a whole mess of flake to top it all off.  It's sparkly, pumpkin color over a black undercoat makes it the life of the party, and you would not believe the...

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  • Ice to Never - 20ml Ice to Never - 20ml

    Ice to Never - 20ml

    I slept in a flame because it made me feel strong, building up my ice to never thaw. Ice to neverrrrr. Ice to neverrrrrr. Originally debuted as the mid-range paint of the Chill Out set. Ice to Never can be used on it's own, or layered with Crystal Cavern...

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  • Ill Gotten Gold Ill Gotten Gold

    Ill Gotten Gold

    "Ill-gotten treasures profit nothing, but righteousness brings deliverance from death." Formulated as a contrast color to go with our other metallics. Ill Gotten Gold is not technically a color shift paint, but does have a slight green undertone shift...

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  • Laserface - 20ml Laserface - 20ml

    Laserface - 20ml

    "My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my Laser...!" Laserface has a breathtaking holographic/laser light show of purple, magenta and green with a yellow edge shift despite looking like a washed out reddish purple in the bottle.  It is recommended...

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  • Let Them Eat Cake - 20ml Let Them Eat Cake - 20ml

    Let Them Eat Cake - 20ml

    Shouldn't this be, "Let them eat brioche."? Debuted as the darkest paint of the Cheat Day matched set and appears deep purple in the bottle. Let Them Eat Cake can layered under one of the others Sugar Rush or Sweet Dreams in the set or used on its own to...

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  • Malum Malus - 20ml Malum Malus - 20ml

    Malum Malus - 20ml

    Green, delicious, and hiding a secret.  This bright paint is not a true turboshift but nonetheless has a hint of a yellow-green shift when used over a black primer.   Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium...

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  • Matcha - 20ml Matcha - 20ml

    Matcha - 20ml

     Sundown over super cars and super stars. Pink and purple and chaotic hedonism. Debuted as the mid-range paint of the Sky Above matched set which can be used layered over one of the others Cloud Nine or Lunar Eclipse or on its own. Miami Sunset starts...

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  • Molten Mantle - 20ml Molten Mantle - 20ml

    Molten Mantle - 20ml

    Deep below the earth when the rock phase shifts from solid to liquid. Molten Mantle starts off looking deep purple in the bottle but shows off a slow shift from deep purple through red and orange to yellow when used over black. Turboshift paints are made...

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  • Momo - 20ml Momo - 20ml

    Momo - 20ml

    Just peach of a color — warm pinkish-orange but without the fuzz. It works well either layered over another paint or on its own over a white primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus additives that...

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  • Mother Lode - 20ml Mother Lode - 20ml

    Mother Lode - 20ml

    Think mother of pearl or an abalone shell, this is truly the mother lode of all colors. Think of an iridescent surface with a soft glow of yellow, pink, blue, and green. For best effect, Mother Lode needs to be used over a white base.  Turboshift paints...

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  • Multi Pass - 20ml Multi Pass - 20ml

    Multi Pass - 20ml

    This bright orange paint's secret ingredient is love. Multi Pass can be used over any undercoat color but works best over white as shown in the example photos. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus...

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  • Murple - 20ml Murple - 20ml

    Murple - 20ml

    It is what it is, and this time, not a rock band from Italy.  A de-saturated purple with a hint of gold undertone to warm it back up. It is recommended that Murple be used with a black undercoat. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments...

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  • Peachy Keen - 20ml Peachy Keen - 20ml

    Peachy Keen - 20ml

    Awesome, out-of-sight, spiffy, cool, swell, and peachy keen are all ways to say something is mighty fine. Inspired by the hot pinks and peachy tones of 70’s coastal architecture, this not-quite-flamingo color is burning bright, and is ready for action!...

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  • Pearly Gates - 20ml Pearly Gates - 20ml

    Pearly Gates - 20ml

    A full white metallic, pretty as a pearl. This paint can be used on any undercoat color, but for best effect, Pearly Gates needs to be used over a white base. Our example paint images have been done using a white primer.   Turbo Dork paints are made of a...

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  • Prism Power - 20ml Prism Power - 20ml

    Prism Power - 20ml

    With the rise of her hand, Usage Tsukino evoked the Moon Prism Power Makeup command, wrapping herself in ribbons of glowing colors. Prism Power is a type of turboshift that we are calling zenishift. While pink in the bottle, when used over white it is a...

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  • Pucker - 20ml Pucker - 20ml

    Pucker - 20ml

    When life hands you lemons, use them to paint your miniatures. Pucker can be used on any undercoat color but works best over white as shown in the example photos. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus...

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