Turbo Dork

4D Glasses - 20ml

4D Glasses was originally a limited edition color for LVO but it was so popular we had to bring it back on permanently. The name is play on 4D Glasses being similar in color to 3D Glasses, but even brighter and more saturated! This pigment will appear...

Absinthe - 20ml

You aren't hallucinating, nor have you succeeded in your quest to find the green fairy. But this is our take on that wormwood flavored drink - Absinthe, our coolest green metallic.  Absinthe can be used over any undercoat color but works best over white...

Bees Knees - 20ml

The first in our line of 70’s inspired colors! A new warm metallic Yellow that combines lovely smoky gold tones over a black base primer, with a deep warm yellow over white primer that is truly… the Bee’s Knees (If we do say so ourselves.) Example...

Box Wine - 20ml

Named after that rich dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide, this deep red, burgundy metallic has a mellow flavor, with notes of flake, and a finish between purple and red. Box Wine is our second 70's inspired tone, and is best used over a...

Bullion - 20ml

We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive looking mid-range true metallic gold, intended to be used over a black primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an...

Cartridge Family - 20ml

Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge... The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might even say it's a bronze. Please use over a black primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments...

Cloud Nine - 20ml

I'm doin' fine, up here on cloud nine. Like the tips of a sunset, Cloud Nine combines cotton candy pinks, yellows, and a hint of orange. Originally included as the lightest paint of the Sky Above matched set which also included Miami Sunset and Lunar...

Crystal Cavern - 20ml

Like breaking open a geode and discovering what it holds inside in the form of pale blue and purple crystals. This debuted as the lightest paint in the Chill Out set with a shift from blue to violet. It can be used on its own, or in concert with Ice To...

Curacao - 20ml

Like a relaxing dip in the ocean. Well, I mean the blue of the ocean in Curacao, not here off the shores of Texas. That would be a terrible idea.  Curacao can be used over any undercoat color but works best over white as shown in the example photos...

Da Ba Dee - 20ml

"All day and all night and everything he sees is just blue." Da Ba Dee is blue. Like, REALLY blue. Like, can it be more Blue? I don't think so.  It is recommended that this paint be used over a black undercoat. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of...

Forrest Flux - 20ml

"My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get." Even though Forrest Flux is slightly reddish in the bottle, this box of chocolates lets you look up into the leafy canopy with just a hint of the sky peaking...

Gold Rush - 20ml

There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget when used over a black primer.  Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium...

Gordian Knot - 20ml

Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of 70's British Racing Green, but also acts as our spiritual successor to the late great Emerald Nightmare. Best...

Grave Robber - 20ml

It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. Is it a coffin? No, it's a bottle of Grave Robber! A grassy green and a handful of muted brown on top,...

Ice to Never - 20ml

I slept in a flame because it made me feel strong, building up my ice to never thaw. Ice to neverrrrr. Ice to neverrrrrr. Originally debuted as the mid-range paint of the Chill Out set. Ice to Never can be used on it's own, or layered with Crystal Cavern...

Laserface - 20ml

"My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my Laser...!" Laserface has a breathtaking holographic/laser light show of purple, magenta and green with a yellow edge shift despite looking like a washed out reddish purple in the bottle.  It is recommended...

Let Them Eat Cake - 20ml

Shouldn't this be, "Let them eat brioche."? Debuted as the darkest paint of the Cheat Day matched set and appears deep purple in the bottle. Let Them Eat Cake can layered under one of the others Sugar Rush or Sweet Dreams in the set or used on its own to...

Lunar Eclipse - 20ml

Sun, earth, moon all aligned perfectly to give this paint its purple/red/orange color. Debuted as the darkest paint of the Sky Above matched set and appears dark purple in the bottle and should be used over a black primer. Lunar Eclipse can be used...

Maguro - 20ml

Have you ever seen a blue fin tuna? If not, experience the blue of Maguro without going to Tsukiji Market. Maguro (sans sushi roll fixings) is a pastel that can be used either on its own over a white primer or used layered over one of the our other...

Matcha - 20ml

 Sundown over super cars and super stars. Pink and purple and chaotic hedonism. Debuted as the mid-range paint of the Sky Above matched set which can be used layered over one of the others Cloud Nine or Lunar Eclipse or on its own. Miami Sunset starts...

Miami Sunset - 20ml

 Sundown over super cars and super stars. Pink and purple and chaotic hedonism. Debuted as the mid-range paint of the Sky Above matched set which can be used layered over one of the others Cloud Nine or Lunar Eclipse or on its own. Miami Sunset starts...

Molten Mantle - 20ml

Deep below the earth when the rock phase shifts from solid to liquid. Molten Mantle starts off looking deep purple in the bottle but shows off a slow shift from deep purple through red and orange to yellow when used over black. Turboshift paints are made...

Momo - 20ml

Just peach of a color — warm pinkish-orange but without the fuzz. It works well either layered over another paint or on its own over a white primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus additives that...

Mother Lode - 20ml

Think mother of pearl or an abalone shell, this is truly the mother lode of all colors. Think of an iridescent surface with a soft glow of yellow, pink, blue, and green. For best effect, Mother Lode needs to be used over a white base.  Turboshift paints...

Murple - 20ml

It is what it is, and this time, not a rock band from Italy.  A de-saturated purple with a hint of gold undertone to warm it back up. It is recommended that Murple be used with a black undercoat. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments...

Peachy Keen - 20ml

Awesome, out-of-sight, spiffy, cool, swell, and peachy keen are all ways to say something is mighty fine. Inspired by the hot pinks and peachy tones of 70’s coastal architecture, this not-quite-flamingo color is burning bright, and is ready for action!...

People Eater - 20ml

Coming out of the sky with one long horn and one big eye. A fully saturated royal purple metallic that looks best over a black primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus additives that make them...

Purl Grey - 20ml

Tea, Purl Grey, Hot. More of a periwinkle than a tea color, but you get where I'm going here. Purl Grey is a mid-range purple with tinges of silver when used over a black primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic...

Rainbow Roll - 20ml

Sakura - 20ml

cherry blossoms in bloomtwisting, turning as they fallcovering the ground   Luckily, the paint called Sakura is not as ephemeral as its namesake. It is one of the newest pastels and will be around for awhile. It can be used either layered over another...

Scarab - 20ml

Egyptian scarab amulets were immensely popular and traded through the Mediterranean world. By association, Scarab is bound to be one of our most popular paints.  After all, what’s not to like about a jewel-like beetle shell finish in shades of emerald...

Shifting Sands - 20ml

Like standing in the desert and watching the sands shift around you. No way out but forward. Although Shifting Sands appears greenish gold in the bottle, it displays shades of yellow-gold with hints of brown when used over black. Turboshift paints are...

Silver Fox - 20ml

If a gentleman with good looks and grey hair is known as a silver fox, then is such a man without hair known as a bald eagle? A mid-range true metallic silver, guaranteed not to tarnish your good looks. It should be used with a black primer. Turbo Dork...

Six Shooter - 20ml

It is the silver in the bullets that counts against a werewolf, not how many the gun can hold. Dark, almost black, cool grey. This is the darkest of the silvery true metallics and looks best when used with a black undercoat. Turbo Dork paints are made of...

Skyrat - 20ml

There once was a proposed TV show called “Sky Rat” about a rat with amnesia that learns to fly from a group of pigeons.   The show never saw the light of day but Skyrat, the paint, did. Its dark purple, magenta, and blue colors reflect that of the your...

Sparkle Motion - 20ml

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." Made with actual silver, Sparkle Motion will blind you with its brilliance. Give it your full commitment. This paint is intended to be used with a black base coat. Turbo Dork paints are made of a...

Sugar Rush - 20ml

As sweet as lilac-iced petit fours with silver nonpareils. Debuted as the lightest shift of the Cheat Day matched set which can be used layered over one of the others Sweet Dreams or Let Them Eat Cake or on its own. Even though it is a light color,...

Sweet Dreams - 20ml

"Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?" Sweet Dreams debuted as the mid-range paint of the Cheat Day matched set. It is purple in the bottle but morphs to final display of blue and purple with a fleeting wisp of pink. Sweet Dreams can be...

Taro - 20ml

How many purple foods can you name? Did you remember the lowly, root vegetable known as taro? Taro, the paint, has the just the perfect shade of light purple to make it yummy. Rest assured it is one of the pastels that works both layered...

TD001 - Ground is Lava - Turboshift 20ml

Don't touch the ground or you might get burned. Ground is Lava looks red in the bottle but changes from a vibrant red to a yellow gold to orange with use. Like a volcano, it is very "active" and shows its true colors under many lighting situations...