Turbo Dork

Bees Knees - 20ml

The first in our line of 70’s inspired colors! A new warm metallic Yellow that combines lovely smoky gold tones over a black base primer, with a deep warm yellow over white primer that is truly… the Bee’s Knees (If we do say so ourselves.) Example...

Box Wine - 20ml

Named after that rich dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide, this deep red, burgundy metallic has a mellow flavor, with notes of flake, and a finish between purple and red. Box Wine is our second 70's inspired tone, and is best used over a...

Bullion - 20ml

We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive looking mid-range true metallic gold, intended to be used over a black primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an...

Cloud Nine - 20ml

I'm doin' fine, up here on cloud nine. Like the tips of a sunset, Cloud Nine combines cotton candy pinks, yellows, and a hint of orange. Originally included as the lightest paint of the Sky Above matched set which also included Miami Sunset and Lunar...

Grave Robber - 20ml

It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. Is it a coffin? No, it's a bottle of Grave Robber! A grassy green and a handful of muted brown on top,...

Lunar Eclipse - 20ml

Sun, earth, moon all aligned perfectly to give this paint its purple/red/orange color. Debuted as the darkest paint of the Sky Above matched set and appears dark purple in the bottle and should be used over a black primer. Lunar Eclipse can be used...

Miami Sunset - 20ml

 Sundown over super cars and super stars. Pink and purple and chaotic hedonism. Debuted as the mid-range paint of the Sky Above matched set which can be used layered over one of the others Cloud Nine or Lunar Eclipse or on its own. Miami Sunset starts...

Molten Mantle - 20ml

Deep below the earth when the rock phase shifts from solid to liquid. Molten Mantle starts off looking deep purple in the bottle but shows off a slow shift from deep purple through red and orange to yellow when used over black. Turboshift paints are made...

Momo - 20ml

Just peach of a color — warm pinkish-orange but without the fuzz. It works well either layered over another paint or on its own over a white primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus additives that...

Murple - 20ml

It is what it is, and this time, not a rock band from Italy.  A de-saturated purple with a hint of gold undertone to warm it back up. It is recommended that Murple be used with a black undercoat. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments...

Peachy Keen - 20ml

Awesome, out-of-sight, spiffy, cool, swell, and peachy keen are all ways to say something is mighty fine. Inspired by the hot pinks and peachy tones of 70’s coastal architecture, this not-quite-flamingo color is burning bright, and is ready for action!...

Rainbow Roll - 20ml

Sakura - 20ml

cherry blossoms in bloomtwisting, turning as they fallcovering the ground   Luckily, the paint called Sakura is not as ephemeral as its namesake. It is one of the newest pastels and will be around for awhile. It can be used either layered over another...

Shifting Sands - 20ml

Like standing in the desert and watching the sands shift around you. No way out but forward. Although Shifting Sands appears greenish gold in the bottle, it displays shades of yellow-gold with hints of brown when used over black. Turboshift paints are...

Skyrat - 20ml

There once was a proposed TV show called “Sky Rat” about a rat with amnesia that learns to fly from a group of pigeons.   The show never saw the light of day but Skyrat, the paint, did. Its dark purple, magenta, and blue colors reflect that of the your...

Sparkle Motion - 20ml

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." Made with actual silver, Sparkle Motion will blind you with its brilliance. Give it your full commitment. This paint is intended to be used with a black base coat. Turbo Dork paints are made of a...

Sugar Rush - 20ml

As sweet as lilac-iced petit fours with silver nonpareils. Debuted as the lightest shift of the Cheat Day matched set which can be used layered over one of the others Sweet Dreams or Let Them Eat Cake or on its own. Even though it is a light color,...

Sweet Dreams - 20ml

"Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?" Sweet Dreams debuted as the mid-range paint of the Cheat Day matched set. It is purple in the bottle but morphs to final display of blue and purple with a fleeting wisp of pink. Sweet Dreams can be...

TD001 - Ground is Lava - Turboshift 20ml

Don't touch the ground or you might get burned. Ground is Lava looks red in the bottle but changes from a vibrant red to a yellow gold to orange with use. Like a volcano, it is very "active" and shows its true colors under many lighting situations...

TD004 - Electrum - Turboshift 20ml

So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium pigments when we made our first batches. Consequently writing descriptions for these colors has been hard because the name doesn't match the color anymore, but it's been far too long...

TD006 - 3D Glasses - Turboshift 20ml

Don't worry, you aren't seeing double! 3D Glasses which appears red in the bottle but develops a beautiful blue/cyan front facing color that transitions to a magenta. This paint debuted on it's own, however it pairs well with 4D Glasses as a highlight...

TD008 - Shell Shocked - Turboshift 20ml

Awesome!!! Shell Shocked starts out as white in the bottle but morphs when applied over black to a powered up green to light gray to purple shift paint. Reminds me of a family pet I lost one day in the sewer drain. Turboshift paints are made with tiny...

TD013 - Life on Mars - Metallic 20ml

Will he ever know if there is life on Mars? This paint is a rusty, red-orange color, perfect for all of your Martians. Life on Mars is intended for use over a black undercoat as shown in the photos. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments...

TD014 - Multi Pass - Metallic 20ml

This bright orange paint's secret ingredient is love. Multi Pass can be used over any undercoat color but works best over white as shown in the example photos. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus...

TD019 - Ill Gotten Gold - Metallic 20ml

"Ill-gotten treasures profit nothing, but righteousness brings deliverance from death." Formulated as a contrast color to go with our other metallics. Ill Gotten Gold is not technically a color shift paint, but does have a slight green undertone shift...

Twin Sons - 20ml

Twin Sons is a Turboshift with a different look on different base coats, what we are calling a zenishift.  Twin Suns is a rock/jazz/blue-green fusion — when used over white it is light blue with green and gold highlights, used over black it is green with...

Yuzu - 20ml

Pale yellow with a hint of gold, tart, and very aromatic — well, maybe the fruit, but not necessarily the paint, though it is pale yellow. It can be used either layered over another paint or on its own over a white primer. Remember, it is not a lemon. We...