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Turbo Dork

  • Box Wine - 20ml Box Wine - 20ml

    Box Wine - 20ml

    Named after that rich dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide, this deep red, burgundy metallic has a mellow flavor, with notes of flake, and a finish between purple and red. Box Wine is our second 70's inspired tone, and is best used over a...

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  • Bullion - 20ml Bullion - 20ml

    Bullion - 20ml

    We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive looking mid-range true metallic gold, intended to be used over a black primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an...

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  • Cloud Nine - 20ml Cloud Nine - 20ml

    Cloud Nine - 20ml

    I'm doin' fine, up here on cloud nine. Like the tips of a sunset, Cloud Nine combines cotton candy pinks, yellows, and a hint of orange. Originally included as the lightest paint of the Sky Above matched set which also included Miami Sunset and Lunar...

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  • Momo - 20ml Momo - 20ml

    Momo - 20ml

    Just peach of a color — warm pinkish-orange but without the fuzz. It works well either layered over another paint or on its own over a white primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus additives that...

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  • Murple - 20ml Murple - 20ml

    Murple - 20ml

    It is what it is, and this time, not a rock band from Italy.  A de-saturated purple with a hint of gold undertone to warm it back up. It is recommended that Murple be used with a black undercoat. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments...

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  • Peachy Keen - 20ml Peachy Keen - 20ml

    Peachy Keen - 20ml

    Awesome, out-of-sight, spiffy, cool, swell, and peachy keen are all ways to say something is mighty fine. Inspired by the hot pinks and peachy tones of 70’s coastal architecture, this not-quite-flamingo color is burning bright, and is ready for action!...

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  • Sakura - 20ml Sakura - 20ml

    Sakura - 20ml

    cherry blossoms in bloomtwisting, turning as they fallcovering the ground   Luckily, the paint called Sakura is not as ephemeral as its namesake. It is one of the newest pastels and will be around for awhile. It can be used either layered over another...

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  • Shifting Sands - 20ml Shifting Sands - 20ml

    Shifting Sands - 20ml

    Like standing in the desert and watching the sands shift around you. No way out but forward. Although Shifting Sands appears greenish gold in the bottle, it displays shades of yellow-gold with hints of brown when used over black. Turboshift paints are...

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  • Skyrat - 20ml Skyrat - 20ml

    Skyrat - 20ml

    There once was a proposed TV show called “Sky Rat” about a rat with amnesia that learns to fly from a group of pigeons.   The show never saw the light of day but Skyrat, the paint, did. Its dark purple, magenta, and blue colors reflect that of the your...

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  • Sugar Rush - 20ml Sugar Rush - 20ml

    Sugar Rush - 20ml

    As sweet as lilac-iced petit fours with silver nonpareils. Debuted as the lightest shift of the Cheat Day matched set which can be used layered over one of the others Sweet Dreams or Let Them Eat Cake or on its own. Even though it is a light color,...

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  • Sweet Dreams - 20ml Sweet Dreams - 20ml

    Sweet Dreams - 20ml

    "Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?" Sweet Dreams debuted as the mid-range paint of the Cheat Day matched set. It is purple in the bottle but morphs to final display of blue and purple with a fleeting wisp of pink. Sweet Dreams can be...

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  • TD004 - Electrum - Turboshift 20ml TD004 - Electrum - Turboshift 20ml

    TD004 - Electrum - Turboshift 20ml

    So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium pigments when we made our first batches. Consequently writing descriptions for these colors has been hard because the name doesn't match the color anymore, but it's been far too long...

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  • TD013 - Life on Mars - Metallic 20ml TD013 - Life on Mars - Metallic 20ml

    TD013 - Life on Mars - Metallic 20ml

    Will he ever know if there is life on Mars? This paint is a rusty, red-orange color, perfect for all of your Martians. Life on Mars is intended for use over a black undercoat as shown in the photos. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments...

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  • Twin Sons - 20ml Twin Sons - 20ml

    Twin Sons - 20ml

    Twin Sons is a Turboshift with a different look on different base coats, what we are calling a zenishift.  Twin Suns is a rock/jazz/blue-green fusion — when used over white it is light blue with green and gold highlights, used over black it is green with...

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