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  • 4D Glasses - 20ml 4D Glasses - 20ml

    4D Glasses - 20ml

    4D Glasses was originally a limited edition color for LVO but it was so popular we had to bring it back on permanently. The name is play on 4D Glasses being similar in color to 3D Glasses, but even...

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  • Absinthe - 20ml Absinthe - 20ml

    Absinthe - 20ml

    You aren't hallucinating, nor have you succeeded in your quest to find the green fairy. But this is our take on that wormwood flavored drink - Absinthe, our coolest green metallic.  Absinthe can be...

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  • Bees Knees - 20ml Bees Knees - 20ml

    Bees Knees - 20ml

    The first in our line of 70’s inspired colors! A new warm metallic Yellow that combines lovely smoky gold tones over a black base primer, with a deep warm yellow over white primer that is truly…...

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  • Box Wine - 20ml Box Wine - 20ml

    Box Wine - 20ml

    Named after that rich dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide, this deep red, burgundy metallic has a mellow flavor, with notes of flake, and a finish between purple and red. Box Wine is...

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  • Bullion - 20ml Bullion - 20ml

    Bullion - 20ml

    We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive looking mid-range true metallic gold, intended to be used over a black primer. Turbo Dork...

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  • Cartridge Family - 20ml Cartridge Family - 20ml

    Cartridge Family - 20ml

    Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge... The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might even say it's a bronze. Please use over a black...

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  • Cloud Nine - 20ml Cloud Nine - 20ml

    Cloud Nine - 20ml

    I'm doin' fine, up here on cloud nine. Like the tips of a sunset, Cloud Nine combines cotton candy pinks, yellows, and a hint of orange. Originally included as the lightest paint of the Sky...

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  • Crystal Cavern - 20ml Crystal Cavern - 20ml

    Crystal Cavern - 20ml

    Like breaking open a geode and discovering what it holds inside in the form of pale blue and purple crystals. This debuted as the lightest paint in the Chill Out set with a shift from blue to violet...

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  • Curacao - 20ml Curacao - 20ml

    Curacao - 20ml

    Like a relaxing dip in the ocean. Well, I mean the blue of the ocean in Curacao, not here off the shores of Texas. That would be a terrible idea.  Curacao can be used over any undercoat color but...

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  • Da Ba Dee - 20ml Da Ba Dee - 20ml

    Da Ba Dee - 20ml

    "All day and all night and everything he sees is just blue." Da Ba Dee is blue. Like, REALLY blue. Like, can it be more Blue? I don't think so.  It is recommended that this paint be used over a black...

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  • Forrest Flux - 20ml Forrest Flux - 20ml

    Forrest Flux - 20ml

    "My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get." Even though Forrest Flux is slightly reddish in the bottle, this box of chocolates lets you look up into...

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  • Gold Rush - 20ml Gold Rush - 20ml

    Gold Rush - 20ml

    There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget when used over a black primer.  Turbo Dork paints are made of a...

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  • Gordian Knot - 20ml Gordian Knot - 20ml

    Gordian Knot - 20ml

    Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of 70's British Racing Green, but also acts as our...

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  • Grave Robber - 20ml Grave Robber - 20ml

    Grave Robber - 20ml

    It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. Is it a coffin? No, it's a bottle of Grave Robber!...

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  • Ice to Never - 20ml Ice to Never - 20ml

    Ice to Never - 20ml

    I slept in a flame because it made me feel strong, building up my ice to never thaw. Ice to neverrrrr. Ice to neverrrrrr. Originally debuted as the mid-range paint of the Chill Out set. Ice to Never...

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  • Laserface - 20ml Laserface - 20ml

    Laserface - 20ml

    "My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my Laser...!" Laserface has a breathtaking holographic/laser light show of purple, magenta and green with a yellow edge shift despite looking like a...

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  • Let Them Eat Cake - 20ml Let Them Eat Cake - 20ml

    Let Them Eat Cake - 20ml

    Shouldn't this be, "Let them eat brioche."? Debuted as the darkest paint of the Cheat Day matched set and appears deep purple in the bottle. Let Them Eat Cake can layered under one of the others...

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  • Lunar Eclipse - 20ml Lunar Eclipse - 20ml

    Lunar Eclipse - 20ml

    Sun, earth, moon all aligned perfectly to give this paint its purple/red/orange color. Debuted as the darkest paint of the Sky Above matched set and appears dark purple in the bottle and should be...

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  • Maguro - 20ml Maguro - 20ml

    Maguro - 20ml

    Have you ever seen a blue fin tuna? If not, experience the blue of Maguro without going to Tsukiji Market. Maguro (sans sushi roll fixings) is a pastel that can be used either on its own over a...

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  • Matcha - 20ml Matcha - 20ml

    Matcha - 20ml

     Sundown over super cars and super stars. Pink and purple and chaotic hedonism. Debuted as the mid-range paint of the Sky Above matched set which can be used layered over one of the others Cloud Nine...

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  • Miami Sunset - 20ml Miami Sunset - 20ml

    Miami Sunset - 20ml

     Sundown over super cars and super stars. Pink and purple and chaotic hedonism. Debuted as the mid-range paint of the Sky Above matched set which can be used layered over one of the others Cloud Nine...

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  • Molten Mantle - 20ml Molten Mantle - 20ml

    Molten Mantle - 20ml

    Deep below the earth when the rock phase shifts from solid to liquid. Molten Mantle starts off looking deep purple in the bottle but shows off a slow shift from deep purple through red and orange to...

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  • Momo - 20ml Momo - 20ml

    Momo - 20ml

    Just peach of a color — warm pinkish-orange but without the fuzz. It works well either layered over another paint or on its own over a white primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of...

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  • Mother Lode - 20ml Mother Lode - 20ml

    Mother Lode - 20ml

    Think mother of pearl or an abalone shell, this is truly the mother lode of all colors. Think of an iridescent surface with a soft glow of yellow, pink, blue, and green. For best effect, Mother Lode...

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  • Murple - 20ml Murple - 20ml

    Murple - 20ml

    It is what it is, and this time, not a rock band from Italy.  A de-saturated purple with a hint of gold undertone to warm it back up. It is recommended that Murple be used with a black undercoat...

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  • Peachy Keen - 20ml Peachy Keen - 20ml

    Peachy Keen - 20ml

    Awesome, out-of-sight, spiffy, cool, swell, and peachy keen are all ways to say something is mighty fine. Inspired by the hot pinks and peachy tones of 70’s coastal architecture, this...

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  • People Eater - 20ml People Eater - 20ml

    People Eater - 20ml

    Coming out of the sky with one long horn and one big eye. A fully saturated royal purple metallic that looks best over a black primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in...

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  • Purl Grey - 20ml Purl Grey - 20ml

    Purl Grey - 20ml

    Tea, Purl Grey, Hot. More of a periwinkle than a tea color, but you get where I'm going here. Purl Grey is a mid-range purple with tinges of silver when used over a black primer. Turbo Dork paints...

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  • Sakura - 20ml Sakura - 20ml

    Sakura - 20ml

    cherry blossoms in bloomtwisting, turning as they fallcovering the ground   Luckily, the paint called Sakura is not as ephemeral as its namesake. It is one of the newest pastels and will be around...

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  • Scarab - 20ml Scarab - 20ml

    Scarab - 20ml

    Egyptian scarab amulets were immensely popular and traded through the Mediterranean world. By association, Scarab is bound to be one of our most popular paints.  After all, what’s not to like about...

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  • Shifting Sands - 20ml Shifting Sands - 20ml

    Shifting Sands - 20ml

    Like standing in the desert and watching the sands shift around you. No way out but forward. Although Shifting Sands appears greenish gold in the bottle, it displays shades of yellow-gold with hints...

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  • Silver Fox - 20ml Silver Fox - 20ml

    Silver Fox - 20ml

    If a gentleman with good looks and grey hair is known as a silver fox, then is such a man without hair known as a bald eagle? A mid-range true metallic silver, guaranteed not to tarnish your good...

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  • Six Shooter - 20ml Six Shooter - 20ml

    Six Shooter - 20ml

    It is the silver in the bullets that counts against a werewolf, not how many the gun can hold. Dark, almost black, cool grey. This is the darkest of the silvery true metallics and looks best when...

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  • Skyrat - 20ml Skyrat - 20ml

    Skyrat - 20ml

    There once was a proposed TV show called “Sky Rat” about a rat with amnesia that learns to fly from a group of pigeons.   The show never saw the light of day but Skyrat, the paint, did. Its dark...

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  • Sparkle Motion - 20ml Sparkle Motion - 20ml

    Sparkle Motion - 20ml

    "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." Made with actual silver, Sparkle Motion will blind you with its brilliance. Give it your full commitment. This paint is intended to be used with...

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  • Sugar Rush - 20ml Sugar Rush - 20ml

    Sugar Rush - 20ml

    As sweet as lilac-iced petit fours with silver nonpareils. Debuted as the lightest shift of the Cheat Day matched set which can be used layered over one of the others Sweet Dreams or Let Them Eat...

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  • Sweet Dreams - 20ml Sweet Dreams - 20ml

    Sweet Dreams - 20ml

    "Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?" Sweet Dreams debuted as the mid-range paint of the Cheat Day matched set. It is purple in the bottle but morphs to final display of blue and...

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  • Taro - 20ml Taro - 20ml

    Taro - 20ml

    How many purple foods can you name? Did you remember the lowly, root vegetable known as taro? Taro, the paint, has the just the perfect shade of light purple to make it yummy. Rest assured it is one...

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