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TURBO DORK

  • Bees Knees - 20ml Bees Knees - 20ml

    Bees Knees - 20ml

    The first in our line of 70’s inspired colors! A new warm metallic Yellow that combines lovely smoky gold tones over a black base primer, with a deep warm yellow over white primer that is truly…...

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  • Box Wine - 20ml Box Wine - 20ml

    Box Wine - 20ml

    Named after that rich dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide, this deep red, burgundy metallic has a mellow flavor, with notes of flake, and a finish between purple and red. Box Wine is...

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  • Bubblegum Crisis - 20ml Bubblegum Crisis - 20ml

    Bubblegum Crisis - 20ml

    A golden, pink bubblegum color. Bubblegum Crisis is a special type of turboshift that we are calling a zenishift. When used over white it is a super vibrant pink with some golden highlights, used...

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  • Bullion - 20ml Bullion - 20ml

    Bullion - 20ml

    We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive looking mid-range true metallic gold, intended to be used over a black primer. Turbo Dork...

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  • Cartridge Family - 20ml Cartridge Family - 20ml

    Cartridge Family - 20ml

    Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge... The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might even say it's a bronze. Please use over a black...

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  • Death By - 20ml Death By - 20ml

    Death By - 20ml

      Dark, rich chocolate. Simply delicious.  Death By is intended to be used with a black primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus additives...

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  • Electrum - 20ml Electrum - 20ml

    Electrum - 20ml

    So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium pigments when we made our first batches. Consequently writing descriptions for these colors has been hard because the name...

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  • Forrest Flux - 20ml Forrest Flux - 20ml

    Forrest Flux - 20ml

    "My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get." Even though Forrest Flux is slightly reddish in the bottle, this box of chocolates lets you look up into...

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  • Gold Rush - 20ml Gold Rush - 20ml

    Gold Rush - 20ml

    There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget when used over a black primer.  Turbo Dork paints are made of a...

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  • Gordian Knot - 20ml Gordian Knot - 20ml

    Gordian Knot - 20ml

    Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of 70's British Racing Green, but also acts as our...

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  • Grave Robber - 20ml Grave Robber - 20ml

    Grave Robber - 20ml

    It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. Is it a coffin? No, it's a bottle of Grave Robber!...

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  • Hot Commodity - 20ml Hot Commodity - 20ml

    Hot Commodity - 20ml

    Is there anything more 70’s than glam and camp? Hot Commodity is a deep, burnt orange with a whole mess of flake to top it all off.  It's sparkly, pumpkin color over a black undercoat makes it the...

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  • Let Them Eat Cake - 20ml Let Them Eat Cake - 20ml

    Let Them Eat Cake - 20ml

    Shouldn't this be, "Let them eat brioche."? Debuted as the darkest paint of the Cheat Day matched set and appears deep purple in the bottle. Let Them Eat Cake can layered under one of the others...

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  • Life on Mars - 20ml Life on Mars - 20ml

    Life on Mars - 20ml

    Will he ever know if there is life on Mars? This paint is a rusty, red-orange color, perfect for all of your Martians. Life on Mars is intended for use over a black undercoat as shown in the photos...

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  • Molten Mantle - 20ml Molten Mantle - 20ml

    Molten Mantle - 20ml

    Deep below the earth when the rock phase shifts from solid to liquid. Molten Mantle starts off looking deep purple in the bottle but shows off a slow shift from deep purple through red and orange to...

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  • Momo - 20ml Momo - 20ml

    Momo - 20ml

    Just peach of a color — warm pinkish-orange but without the fuzz. It works well either layered over another paint or on its own over a white primer. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of...

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  • Murple - 20ml Murple - 20ml

    Murple - 20ml

    It is what it is, and this time, not a rock band from Italy.  A de-saturated purple with a hint of gold undertone to warm it back up. It is recommended that Murple be used with a black undercoat...

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  • Peachy Keen - 20ml Peachy Keen - 20ml

    Peachy Keen - 20ml

    Awesome, out-of-sight, spiffy, cool, swell, and peachy keen are all ways to say something is mighty fine. Inspired by the hot pinks and peachy tones of 70’s coastal architecture, this...

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  • Pearly Gates - 20ml Pearly Gates - 20ml

    Pearly Gates - 20ml

    A full white metallic, pretty as a pearl. This paint can be used on any undercoat color, but for best effect, Pearly Gates needs to be used over a white base. Our example paint images have been...

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  • Prism Power - 20ml Prism Power - 20ml

    Prism Power - 20ml

    With the rise of her hand, Usage Tsukino evoked the Moon Prism Power Makeup command, wrapping herself in ribbons of glowing colors. Prism Power is a type of turboshift that we are calling zenishift...

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  • Pucker - 20ml Pucker - 20ml

    Pucker - 20ml

    When life hands you lemons, use them to paint your miniatures. Pucker can be used on any undercoat color but works best over white as shown in the example photos. Turbo Dork paints are made of a...

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  • Radium - 20ml Radium - 20ml

    Radium - 20ml

    So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium pigments when we made our first batches. Consequently writing descriptions for these colors has been hard because the name...

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  • Sakura - 20ml Sakura - 20ml

    Sakura - 20ml

    cherry blossoms in bloomtwisting, turning as they fallcovering the ground   Luckily, the paint called Sakura is not as ephemeral as its namesake. It is one of the newest pastels and will be around...

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  • Scarab - 20ml Scarab - 20ml

    Scarab - 20ml

    Egyptian scarab amulets were immensely popular and traded through the Mediterranean world. By association, Scarab is bound to be one of our most popular paints.  After all, what’s not to like about...

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  • Sea Food - 20ml Sea Food - 20ml

    Sea Food - 20ml

    I'm on a diet. When the ocean's foam goes metallic. A green that is perfect for down where it's wetter. Sea Food is intended for use with a black undercoat. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of...

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  • Shell Shocked - 20ml Shell Shocked - 20ml

    Shell Shocked - 20ml

    Awesome!!! Shell Shocked starts out as white in the bottle but morphs when applied over black to a powered up green to light gray to purple shift paint. Reminds me of a family pet I lost one day in...

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  • Shifting Sands - 20ml Shifting Sands - 20ml

    Shifting Sands - 20ml

    Like standing in the desert and watching the sands shift around you. No way out but forward. Although Shifting Sands appears greenish gold in the bottle, it displays shades of yellow-gold with hints...

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  • Sparkle Motion - 20ml Sparkle Motion - 20ml

    Sparkle Motion - 20ml

    "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." Made with actual silver, Sparkle Motion will blind you with its brilliance. Give it your full commitment. This paint is intended to be used with...

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  • Sugar Rush - 20ml Sugar Rush - 20ml

    Sugar Rush - 20ml

    As sweet as lilac-iced petit fours with silver nonpareils. Debuted as the lightest shift of the Cheat Day matched set which can be used layered over one of the others Sweet Dreams or Let Them Eat...

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  • Supermassive Supermassive

    Supermassive

    Supermassive is our first dark red shift. Moving from an almost black-brown up through a warm red and with hints of yellow at the extreme edges. Supermassive looks best over large surfaces with a...

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  • Taro - 20ml Taro - 20ml

    Taro - 20ml

    How many purple foods can you name? Did you remember the lowly, root vegetable known as taro? Taro, the paint, has the just the perfect shade of light purple to make it yummy. Rest assured it is one...

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  • Two Cents - 20ml Two Cents - 20ml

    Two Cents - 20ml

    A penny for my thoughts? Nah, just let me give you my 2¢. A rich, coppery true metallic, just don't try to spend it. It is recommended that this paint be used over a black primer. Turbo Dork paints...

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  • Yuzu - 20ml Yuzu - 20ml

    Yuzu - 20ml

    Pale yellow with a hint of gold, tart, and very aromatic — well, maybe the fruit, but not necessarily the paint, though it is pale yellow. It can be used either layered over another paint or on its...

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